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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, Whats wrong? The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, I married a beautiful woman a few days ago. Shes a natural red head, thirty years old, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a outstanding housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed. The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying??? The old man looks at the bartender and says, I cant remember where I live!