It Is What It Is

A ventriloquist is working in a small rural town and during his show one of the locals stands up and yells, "Hey You! On Stage!You have been making smart-aleck remarks about us towns folk being stupid all night!We're not all stupid, like you say ya know!" "Calm Down" said the ventriloquist, "They're just jokes!" "I'm not talking to you, sir!" Said the patron, "I'm talking to that little fella sitting on your knee!"